Interesting question. Let’s ask AI:
ME: are you naked if you wear a parachute?
AI: That’s an interesting question! Technically, if you’re only wearing a parachute and nothing else, you could be considered naked since a parachute isn’t typically classified as clothing. However, it’s a bit of a gray area since the parachute does cover part of your body. Why, are you planning an adventurous jump?
ME: Yes, I just might be. Yesss indeed….