You’ve heard the old adage, “A dildo is for life not just for Christmas” ...

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Another day of Admin assisted lunacy lead our intrepid trio to a very high ...

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This morning, Marmite teamed up with Mr Katakis and Laird Ebb. They decided to ...

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After our disastrous attempt at breaching an abandoned bunker, our three intrepid heroes decide ...

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Using our free plastic surgery credit to get a new face, and a hairy ...

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Wandering around the brickyard. Admiring the beautiful oblong blocks of brickishness. Slashing Zombers. Waffling… ...

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We lost everything except gold as part of the SCUM v0.9 update… all our ...

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This morning’s lesson is “do not aim a rocket launcher at your foot”. Not ...

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SCUM 0.9 is here. Let’s go and explore a friendly old style bunker just ...

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